Book review

House of Meetings by Martin Amis, 2006

I can’t remember the last time I did not finish a book. Over the course of this blog I have probably left unfinished fewer than four or five books – the only one that springs to mind is Lies Inc by Philip K Dick, which was unreadable. So I think it says something that I came very close to abandoning House of Meetings some forty pages from the end. Only sheer stubbornness kept me going. It’s not that it is a bad book, it was just not very interesting. Which is fairly extraordinary – how could any writer make Stalin’s gulags dull?

House of Meetings is also at times harrowing. It is a historical novel framed as a prolonged confession by an unnamed, eighty-four-year-old Russian narrator. Addressed to his American stepdaughter, Venus, the text is an attempt to explain and come to terms with the narrator’s turbulent life – his violent past and the destructive relationships that defined his youth. If you impose a chronological order on the novel, the narrative begins in late 1940s Moscow, where the narrator and his younger half-brother, Lev, both fall in love with Zoya, a striking nineteen-year-old Jewish woman. Of course that is not what happens on the page, where the narrative is fragmented, told in snatches of memory, interspersed with commentary on contemporary events such as the Beslan school shootings.

The narrator is a handsome, (he says) and physically strong World War II veteran who has been deeply hardened emotionally by the conflict, including having participated in the brutal mass rapes and other atrocities committed by the Red Army during its advance through Germany. These crimes are described as just something that happened – the narrator takes no moral responsibility for his behaviour and even seems to think it was justified in some way. (“In the last months of the war, when I raped in uniform – we were, by then, so full of death (and the destruction of everything we had and knew) that the act of love, even in travesty, felt like a spell against the riot of murder.”) Lev, by contrast, is a frail, stuttering poet, a pacifist, and an idealist. Zoya chooses the gentler brother, marrying Lev just before the Soviet state begins a fresh reign of terror which sees the brothers thrown into a gulag.

The narrator adapts quickly to the lawless, violent hierarchy of the camp, but Lev suffers immensely despite the narrator’s attempts to shield him. In 1956, during a period of relaxed rules following Stalin’s death, Lev is granted a highly prized conjugal visit. Zoya travels thousands of miles to meet him in a designated wooden cabin known as the “House of Meetings.” The narrator, consumed by envy, is tormented by not knowing what happens in the House, even though this surely requires very little imagination.

Following their eventual release, the brothers’ lives diverge. The narrator defects to the West, eventually settling in America. Here he improbably becomes a wealthy arms dealer. Lev returns to Zoya, but he is broken by his time in the gulag, and their marriage does not survive. The novel ends in 2004, as the elderly narrator travels back to Siberia and the camp, this time as a tourist. During this final voyage he opens a long ignored letter from Lev telling him what happened in the House of Meetings, something that has haunted the narrator for some reason. Far from being a climax this is simply an ending, with nothing of interest being revealed.

This novel was ill-conceived and ill-advised. There is an extensive literature of the gulag written by survivors to which this adds nothing. His commentary on contemporary Russian politics is dated and dull, and the narrator’s portrait of the gulags is strangely banal. The references to the atrocities being committed by Chechen terrorists are thrown in casually and do not serve any function – if we are supposed to infer that little changes in Russia and it remains as barbaric as ever, then the point is moot and badly put. I did not care about the characters in the novel, and apart from the brothers none of them were drawn with any care or interest. Zoya in particular was very one-dimensional with no real existence outside her role as the third element of the love triangle. No doubt that is because that is how the narrator saw here – just as a woman rather than as a real person, and why he obsessed with what she did or didn’t do in the House of Meetings with his brother. Just what he thought they did, and why he could not get over that brief visit, I could not understand nor care about.

I’d like to find something positive to say about this novel to conclude this review, but I have racked my brains and I can’t. I’ve looked back at some of my reviews of earlier novels by Amis (who died in 2023) and find that I loathed Lionel Asbo and Yellow Dog, so I suppose the fact that I found House of Meetings merely banal represents something of an improvement!

House of Meetings by Martin Amis, 2006

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Yellow Dog, by Martin Amis, 2003

There is an undeniable trajectory to Martin Amis’s novels – downward. Not just in quality but in coherence, tone and taste. He peopled his 2003 effort ‘Yellow Dog’ with disgusting grotesques and events that made it hard to stomach. The best I can say about this novel is that it is not as bad as ‘Lionel Asbo’, but from the author of ‘Money’ this is such a fall.amis yellow dog

‘Yellow Dog’ was one of those novels that bitterly divided reviewers when it was first published. If you enjoy critical reviews, you will probably appreciate these more than the novel itself. In an industry where most reviews are by default favourable, this in itself was extraordinary. The Independent gave it both barrels:

Yellow Dog is a strange, sad stew of a novel, so aggressively unpleasant that it would perhaps be best accompanied by an author photograph of Amis flicking Vs at the reader….The fact that Yellow Dog is so bad is not a cause for celebration. Anyone interested in English fiction will be deeply saddened to see one of our country’s greatest talents produce such a purposeless novel

The Times Literary Supplement was more surgical, describing the novel as “not absolutely terrible”.

Tibor Fischer, one of Amis’s contemporaries went even further with this celebrated denunciation:

“It’s like your favourite uncle being caught in a school playground, masturbating”

If you have time you can also read numerous monsterings of the novel on Goodreads, which gives ‘Yellow Dog’ one of the lowest average scores I can remember seeing.

Plotwise the novel is a complete mess. Amis runs several storylines in parallel, tying them together at the end of the novel with a summary neatness that seems insulting, as if he just lost interest and stopped writing. We have an author assaulted in a pub, and acquiring a sexual interest in his daughter as a result; a plane slowly approaching a crash landing; a comet passing near to the earth, and a blackmail plot involving a sex tape and a princess. A tabloid journalist for the Morning Lark buzzes around doing what journalists in comic novels do, making up headlines and being offensive. None of this has any point or purpose. A visit to America to visit a porn studio is a clumsily inserted (forgive the pun) piece of repurposed journalism.

None of these plotlines are particularly interesting, devoid as they are of real characters. In fact, the image that came to mind when reading yet another set piece of absurdity was the adult comic, Viz. Joseph Andrews, the psychotically violent gangster, is surely a thinly disguised Big Vern, Henry 9th, King of England in this parallel universe, is any one of the comic’s thick but dim upper class characters; Clint Smoker is a tabloid journalist with a micro-penis. Like Viz but without the humour, Amis sets out to offend with these caricatures, the sexual violent, incestuous paedophiles that people the pages of ‘Yellow Dog’. The class hatred that seeped from the pages of ‘Lionel Asbo’ is equally obvious here. The working class are amoral, ultra-violent criminals, although in the interests of balance the upper classes don’t come off much better.

What redeemed ‘Money’ from these obvious criticisms was Amis’s ability to craft an elegant metaphor, a skill that seems to have abandoned him here. Here’s an example of a paragraph which is Money would have fizzed with vividness:

“The bright sky was torn by contrails in various stages of dissolution, some, way up, as solid-looking as pipecleaners, others like white stockings, discarded, flung in the air, or light bedding after beauty sleep, others like breakers on an inconceivably distant shore.” (page 289)

Do these images work for you? Do they conjure up thoughts of a bright sky crossed by aircraft trails? I wonder how many readers will still know what a pipecleaner looks like? The ‘light bedding after beauty sleep’ simile works after a fashion, although the beauty sleep addition is pretentious. He’s working hard, and it is not bad writing, it just doesn’t impress in the way ‘Money’ did, and to redeem the other features of the novel it really needed to be magnificent. I’ve chosen one of the more innocuous passages from the novel – dip into any page and there is gratuitous often sexual violence and pretentious philosophising.

This was a 50p charity shop find – I am glad I didn’t pay more.

 

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