When the world is demolished to make way for an intergalatic bypass, Arthur Dent, one of only two survivors (and an alien, some dolphins, and two mice) embarks on an extraordinary journey to discover the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything.
Re-reading ‘Hitchhiker’ after far too many years was a delight. It was like meeting an old friend for a few wonderful hours. Having grown up with the radio series, then the books, the television series, and finally the film, long stretches of the text were as familiar as a long lost childhood toy. Hitchhiker forms a central part of the cultural zeitgeist of the late 70’s and 80’s. Concepts such as the babelfish, the infinite improbability drive, Marvin the paranoid android (“I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed”) the
restaurant at the end of the universe, and life the universe and everything, now have their own existences far beyond the confines of this novel.
There’s a wonderful rhythm and pace to this novel which it is hard to convey from short excerpts, which provides an excellent excuse to quote the extended section from the visit to Magrathea at the end of this review. Adams is a master at setting up jokes, and is never happier than when interrupting the plot development for a bit of silliness. The premise of the guide being allowed to explain the concepts and background to the reader, rather than using character exposition, also works really well and is one of the many pleasures of this fabulous novel.
If I were to describe Hitchhiker as a science fiction novel a proportion of potential readers would switch off. Sci-fi is perceived as a male dominated arena, where character is secondary to world-building. There are certainly a lot of scientific ideas in the novel, and much of it happens in outer space, but Hitchhiker defies simple categorisation. Above all it is funny, funny in wise and interesting ways. Adams had a way of looking at the world which made it fresh, and had fun with language, such as here, when Ford Prefect, the hitchhiker from Betelguese, warns Arthur Dent, (I can never see his name without repeating the silly joke ‘Dentarthurdent’) the novel’s permanently bemused everyman, that jumping into hyperspace feels like being drunk:
“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?”
“Ask a glass of water!”
And here is a wonderful example of Adams’s silliness, combined with the ability to make the reader think, the extended quote promised earlier:
“Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more. This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.
Ah … ! What’s happening? it thought.
Er, excuse me, who am I?
Hello? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life?
What do I mean by who am I?
Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach.
Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?
No.
Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation …
Or is it the wind? There really is a lot of that now isn’t it? And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?
And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.”
(Gloriously, this quote in Goodreads has the following tags: petunias, sperm-whale).
If you haven’t read Hitchhiker’s by now, chances are you probably won’t, but I am still going to recommend you do anyway. It will only take you an afternoon, at most, and if you hate it then what have you lost? If you love it just a small fraction as much as I and so many other people do, you’re welcome.